Post by shinigami on Oct 23, 2008 22:34:51 GMT -8
Name: Darren Mueller
Age: Mid-to-late twenties. Actually, three centuries.
Birthday and/or Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Species: Lamia Vampire
Height: 5"11
Hair Color: Dark brown
Eye Color: Muddy Hazel (Lily-pond and copper hazel; kind of autumn-y)
Brief Look Description: Cruel and sculptured good looks -- call 'em classic. When he wears his hair slicked back? Classic vamp. Hey, somebody had to bring the look into vogue, yeah?
Personality: He's not very nice at all. He always has to be the best. He wants power. Wants, wants, wants power. He wants power the way gamer geeks want the new hot game. And then, yeah, just like the gamer geeks want the new hot game, and then bitch about the graphics once they've got it? That's Darren. The gamer geek of Lamia Vampires. "Wahh, this Power isn't cool enough! Back in the DAY..."
He's got his good side, though! Uhm. He does. Because... He's not... as evil as Seth? Hmm. He does try to enforce Nightworld Law, although a big part of him wonders why bother. Just cut the herd down to size, then it'd all sort itself out.
Short Biography: Darren was young, once. And spoiled. Now he's kind of a nice rotten all over. He's been alive and bloodthirsty for a long time, trying to carve a niche out for himself for even longer. He's done the whole "have some lamia chick pop out a lamia baby" schtick. He even married a suitable lady. Unfortunately, they did it old school "for eternity". Eternity is a long time. Especially when neither of you dies. Despite his disgust for and contempt of made vampires, he's even made one or two in his time, for kicks.
But he's really interested in -- well, becoming as completely badass as he can! He's kind of famous among other vampires for being a good detective, a reputation that goes alllll the way back to Queen Victoria's reign. The last fifty years or so he's been in the East, as a diplomatic tyrant. But now he's back! In black!
His big secret: He's having trouble with his food, lately. He's not getting soulmated with it --ugh, no. But he's having trouble actually bringing himself to wallow in blood the way he used to. It depresses him. He's hoping that the challenges of Las Vegas will stimulate him -- or at least squish him deader than he is now.
Yeah. He has the vampire equivalence of ... impotence. So sad.
Social Connections: Meer? Any... other vampires? Seth Marquis has Darren by the short ones. Darren owes the Original Vampire a big favor and a couple small ones -- so Darren does a bit of work for him when needed.
Model: Christian Bale!
Likes: Children - Yum!, Guns - woo! Best invention ever!, Artful Cons, Witches-as-Personal-Servants, Chocolate, Being Better Than Everybody, Contests, Power, Historical Movies (they crack him up), Seth (ugh, the guy might have an army of made vampire lackeys, but he can totally work it)
Dislikes: Made Vampires, Witches-as-anything-but-Personal-Servants, Bright Colors, Cats, Dogs, Animals in General, His Wife, His Wife, His Wife, His Wife, His Wife, Wife, Wife's Family, His Wife, Have We Mentioned His Wife Yet?, Jeans, The Jesus Fish on a Car (He Will Rip It Off, although he likes the Darwin Fish and has been known to put on a specially made vampire fish!), Roses, Seth (ugh, he has more power'n' me)
Quotes: Darren, Being A Snob: "No, I don't think I'm the best; that would imply there were others in my league, and that just isn't so."
Darren, At The Movies:
"Ha! Please. As if it was that hard to get a respectable young lady alone... and as if it was that easy to get her out of her damned corset! HAH! They gasped before you even got to THAT stage, believe me -- it's because they couldn't breathe! ... Couldn't run, either. *sigh* I miss those days... They'd just sort of ... Hobble, then swoon... Got dull, of course, but some of them had spice..."
Darren, On His Wife: "Oh. My wife sent you ahead, did she? Wanted to make completely certain that all the fun was killed before she even got here, eh? So she wouldn't have to get her hands dirty and kill it herself?"
Hapless Servant: "...sir."
Darren: "Ah, I see. And then she wants to f' the dead fun once she gets here. Why, I can hardly wait! You say she's two hours away? HELICOPTER!"
Darren, Watching the Tragic End of Leonardo Dicaprio and Kate Winslet's Titanic and/or In Response To Learning One Of His Kids Wants To Elope With Their Human Soulmate: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C65oaIHsdYM&feature=related
Darren, and a Daughter Who Has Not Been Seen For Years and Years and Years: www.geocities.com/lyrelune/darrenkids.mp3 (Chick voice? ME. *grin*)
^_~
BIIIIIG EXTRA NOTE: If anyone feels like playing the Hated Wife? Drop me a PM. *g* Marital bliss-- or not.
Age: Mid-to-late twenties. Actually, three centuries.
Birthday and/or Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Species: Lamia Vampire
Height: 5"11
Hair Color: Dark brown
Eye Color: Muddy Hazel (Lily-pond and copper hazel; kind of autumn-y)
Brief Look Description: Cruel and sculptured good looks -- call 'em classic. When he wears his hair slicked back? Classic vamp. Hey, somebody had to bring the look into vogue, yeah?
Personality: He's not very nice at all. He always has to be the best. He wants power. Wants, wants, wants power. He wants power the way gamer geeks want the new hot game. And then, yeah, just like the gamer geeks want the new hot game, and then bitch about the graphics once they've got it? That's Darren. The gamer geek of Lamia Vampires. "Wahh, this Power isn't cool enough! Back in the DAY..."
He's got his good side, though! Uhm. He does. Because... He's not... as evil as Seth? Hmm. He does try to enforce Nightworld Law, although a big part of him wonders why bother. Just cut the herd down to size, then it'd all sort itself out.
Short Biography: Darren was young, once. And spoiled. Now he's kind of a nice rotten all over. He's been alive and bloodthirsty for a long time, trying to carve a niche out for himself for even longer. He's done the whole "have some lamia chick pop out a lamia baby" schtick. He even married a suitable lady. Unfortunately, they did it old school "for eternity". Eternity is a long time. Especially when neither of you dies. Despite his disgust for and contempt of made vampires, he's even made one or two in his time, for kicks.
But he's really interested in -- well, becoming as completely badass as he can! He's kind of famous among other vampires for being a good detective, a reputation that goes alllll the way back to Queen Victoria's reign. The last fifty years or so he's been in the East, as a diplomatic tyrant. But now he's back! In black!
His big secret: He's having trouble with his food, lately. He's not getting soulmated with it --ugh, no. But he's having trouble actually bringing himself to wallow in blood the way he used to. It depresses him. He's hoping that the challenges of Las Vegas will stimulate him -- or at least squish him deader than he is now.
Yeah. He has the vampire equivalence of ... impotence. So sad.
Social Connections: Meer? Any... other vampires? Seth Marquis has Darren by the short ones. Darren owes the Original Vampire a big favor and a couple small ones -- so Darren does a bit of work for him when needed.
Model: Christian Bale!
Likes: Children - Yum!, Guns - woo! Best invention ever!, Artful Cons, Witches-as-Personal-Servants, Chocolate, Being Better Than Everybody, Contests, Power, Historical Movies (they crack him up), Seth (ugh, the guy might have an army of made vampire lackeys, but he can totally work it)
Dislikes: Made Vampires, Witches-as-anything-but-Personal-Servants, Bright Colors, Cats, Dogs, Animals in General, His Wife, His Wife, His Wife, His Wife, His Wife, Wife, Wife's Family, His Wife, Have We Mentioned His Wife Yet?, Jeans, The Jesus Fish on a Car (He Will Rip It Off, although he likes the Darwin Fish and has been known to put on a specially made vampire fish!), Roses, Seth (ugh, he has more power'n' me)
Quotes: Darren, Being A Snob: "No, I don't think I'm the best; that would imply there were others in my league, and that just isn't so."
Darren, At The Movies:
"Ha! Please. As if it was that hard to get a respectable young lady alone... and as if it was that easy to get her out of her damned corset! HAH! They gasped before you even got to THAT stage, believe me -- it's because they couldn't breathe! ... Couldn't run, either. *sigh* I miss those days... They'd just sort of ... Hobble, then swoon... Got dull, of course, but some of them had spice..."
Darren, On His Wife: "Oh. My wife sent you ahead, did she? Wanted to make completely certain that all the fun was killed before she even got here, eh? So she wouldn't have to get her hands dirty and kill it herself?"
Hapless Servant: "...sir."
Darren: "Ah, I see. And then she wants to f' the dead fun once she gets here. Why, I can hardly wait! You say she's two hours away? HELICOPTER!"
Darren, Watching the Tragic End of Leonardo Dicaprio and Kate Winslet's Titanic and/or In Response To Learning One Of His Kids Wants To Elope With Their Human Soulmate: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C65oaIHsdYM&feature=related
Darren, and a Daughter Who Has Not Been Seen For Years and Years and Years: www.geocities.com/lyrelune/darrenkids.mp3 (Chick voice? ME. *grin*)
^_~
BIIIIIG EXTRA NOTE: If anyone feels like playing the Hated Wife? Drop me a PM. *g* Marital bliss-- or not.