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Post by shinigami on Jul 3, 2008 12:55:13 GMT -8
I decided to make this after being WAY amused by Liam, actually. So this is the idea. Whenever, in a thread, a character is particularly witty or badass or just has an awesome quote, you smack the quote here with a brief description of context (if it needs the context; if not, no context is good!).
"You could call me leech. I don't really care, but you'd have to deal with consequences of me acting like a leech. I could just attach myself to you by the neck for the rest of your life. Makes no difference to me. I can multi task."
--Liam Black to Laurel Quincey, no context necessary
"Hail, Life, still making people feel alive, I see."
--Light meeting Life for the first time this Incarnation
"And as powerful as we are, there are things that he can do that are so terrible that no one who has seen them still lives."
--Rui/Air to Lily/Earth, after meeting Seth Marquis
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Post by shinigami on Jul 3, 2008 12:56:03 GMT -8
"C'mon. Drop the act. Singer - or assassin? Those are your options? Don't sell yourself short, Marit."
--Val Crow, Vampire Career Counselor
"He's a very naive boy. He's not old enough to realize that romance is dead. Such things as love and the such are merely a chemical imbalance of the brain."
--Marit, describing her soulmate
"I do not! I have no attraction or affections towards any male, and therefore have no need to think if one is cute."
--Marit, denying that she thinks Val's cute perhaps a little too vehemently...
"I thought soulmates were usually supposed to have something in common."
--Laurel Quincey to Liam Black, baffled by Fate's Sense Of Humor
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Post by lily tomlinson on Jul 3, 2008 13:27:02 GMT -8
((I love this idea!)) "You can't just electrocute someone you just met!"-Liam Black, upon first realizing he has a soulmate.... "Don't be so full of it!!"-Lily, just before punching Rui.  "Look, will you just LOOK! She's fine! Not on fire anymore. Her hair will grow back! Aag! Demon women! Get off of me, you foul wretched beasts!!!!"-Liam, on being attacked by a mob of angry witches... "Liam, I told you not to pee on the carpet!" "I... I'm... sorry, sir?" "Not you, fool! The bear! The Liam-BEAR!"Liam's flashback of Seth... and a baby polar bear named Liam. "Ain't my fault your face looks like someone set it on fire and then put the flames out with a shovel,"Eden, upon being harrassed by a drunken frat guy. ""I don't care about Japan. And aren't you going to take it all off?"-Bea, after being yelled at by Tsukasa, and sticking a dollar in his pants. |
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Post by shinigami on Jul 4, 2008 15:32:10 GMT -8
"Angel. Or Angelcakes on an especially broody evening."
--Liam, on his nickname for Damon
"LIAM BLACK? You're talking to LIAM. BLACK? Why don't you just step in front of a freakin' TRAIN?"
--Val, on his sister's choice of company
"Dance it away, sweetheart. Who do you think it wants as a partner?"
--Bea's advice to Lily on preventing an Earthquake
"Ha! I can do that easily. And I can control emotions! Bet you can't get over that, tree hugger."
--Domyouji, modestly describing his abilities upon meeting Lily
"I'm gonna save you because I've seen one too many dickfaces today already. But if I do that, you have to promise not to profess your love to someone else right in front of me. Because that's happened to me today too, and I would really rather not go through the trouble of beating this guy to a pulp if you're just going to be ungrateful."
--Xerxes to Eden
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Post by shinigami on Aug 15, 2008 20:35:12 GMT -8
"Right here. Just start diggin' away with your axe. Should get to Vegas if you keep a straight course. Glad to help you, strange crazy woman who destroyed my house. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a set of twins waiting for me..."
--Jakob, responding to Frost's demand for help + destruction of his house
"Portia, I can't believe you -- "
BAM.
"You don't have to."
--Nike, Gun, Portia.
"But why?"
"Because I said so. Because I can."
--Beatrix and Domyouji, explaining his Life Philosophy
"Let us call this Life playing Puppet Master."
--Tabitha, breaking up a little spat between Earth and Light
"Just because you hadda kid with your brother slash hopeful lover's best friend while he was off trying to find you in another life and now he hates you and you hate everything - it's nothing to be depressed about! Look what you gained!"
--Addison "cheering" Lily up
"It's less that he's good and more that he doesn't tend to kill for no good reason. Granted, sometimes his good reasons leave something to be desired."
--Francis, failing to make Seth sound less evil
"So how is it that you came to be a lapdog for the Nightworld?"
--Francis, to Val
"Ah, well. Guess there's no sex now. I'll just be on my way then."
--Frost, quickly finding Jakob's weak point
"Aww, wait -- you're afraid you'll look stupid in front of me. Don't worry, sweetheart; I like 'em dumb."
--Jakob, being a prick to Frost
"Um, hi, wow, hi"
--Laurel, in response to Flirt!Damon
"Justice. Still ruining the fun, I see."
"Chaos, Still refusing to look after your hair I see."
--Fern and Eris meeting up for the first time
"Took a dive into the Bellagio's pool and left with the area in shambles. They'll be wondering what happened in the morn'. And you, you're ever the justice-serving gal I remember. Still don't know the meaning of fun in chaos? Though.... hmmm.... something is different... Could it be the reason you're talking now as if you're wearing dentures? What? Don't tell me you're so old you've got them now! Whatchu hidin', old lady?"
--Eris on Fern trying to hide her, er, new assets
"Well, at least I went out with a bang!"
--Eris, on her previous life
"How did you go out by the way? I didn't wait around to ask, I just celebrated."
--Fern, on Eris' previous life
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