Post by lily tomlinson on Jul 3, 2008 15:33:16 GMT -8
This isn't a diary, per se, but more of a quote list of Liam's.... of things that he is very likely to say, or has said in his past but has yet to be written, if ever...
On corrupting someone: "I'll shove my tongue down your throat and corrupt you with my spit. Or, if you prefer, I'll unzip your skin and kiss you with your own blood on my lips. Are you tempted yet?"
On his hatred of irony: "Irony... We meet again, you cruel, sadistic, BITCH."
When in Pain: "I have a body, and his name is PAIN...."
On one time, when he found a friend in a monkey...: "What? Is it the monkey in the pants? It's the monkey in the pants, isn't it? Don't give me that look."
If beat up by a girl... "ooo... Hey there, cutie... Hold that thought while I slip into something more comfortable... like SHOCK."
On his phase of wanting devil horns: "I've been a total asshole for a week now, and I still don't have any horns! I guess have no other choice. I'll have to kill a bunch of innocent people. THAT should give me horns."
On love: "Fuck the language of love. I prefer the language of... explosives!"
On the time he put whip cream in a toaster: "RUN!! You'll all be killed by toasted cream!!"
During a torture session back when his was Jack the Ripper, when he is feeling particularly poetic: "Do not ask which creature screams in the night, Do not question who waits for you in the shadow. It is my cry that wakes you in the night, And my body that crouches in the shadow. I am The Ripper and you are the puppet That dances to my tune."
On corrupting someone: "I'll shove my tongue down your throat and corrupt you with my spit. Or, if you prefer, I'll unzip your skin and kiss you with your own blood on my lips. Are you tempted yet?"
On his hatred of irony: "Irony... We meet again, you cruel, sadistic, BITCH."
When in Pain: "I have a body, and his name is PAIN...."
On one time, when he found a friend in a monkey...: "What? Is it the monkey in the pants? It's the monkey in the pants, isn't it? Don't give me that look."
If beat up by a girl... "ooo... Hey there, cutie... Hold that thought while I slip into something more comfortable... like SHOCK."
On his phase of wanting devil horns: "I've been a total asshole for a week now, and I still don't have any horns! I guess have no other choice. I'll have to kill a bunch of innocent people. THAT should give me horns."
On love: "Fuck the language of love. I prefer the language of... explosives!"
On the time he put whip cream in a toaster: "RUN!! You'll all be killed by toasted cream!!"
During a torture session back when his was Jack the Ripper, when he is feeling particularly poetic: "Do not ask which creature screams in the night, Do not question who waits for you in the shadow. It is my cry that wakes you in the night, And my body that crouches in the shadow. I am The Ripper and you are the puppet That dances to my tune."
